A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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