Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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