dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
