Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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