I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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