I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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