I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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