Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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