You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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