He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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