The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
