As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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