They should really pass out barf bags in church
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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