Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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