Duck Duck Cougar?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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