You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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