I must be too annoying 4 u.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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