i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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