Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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