I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
did i walk over a car last night?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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