walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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