Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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