Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
