Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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