White coat. Heels.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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