hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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