Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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