There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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