I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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