What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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