Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
