Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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