you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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