Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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