Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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