this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
