I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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