I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I would ride that face into the sunset
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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