when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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