The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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