Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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