i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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