I cut my penus on the lid.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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