it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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