margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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