I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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