that's an acceptable place to lick
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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