We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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