Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
worst night to have a conscience
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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