Joe is yelling at the trees again.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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