I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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