why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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