i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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