Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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